Yes indeed, Link-O-Rama! More links than you can shake a stick at. A long poem at the end to dance in your imagination with.
Ready for the weekend?
Qapla’! Hospital seeks Klingon speaker
PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) — Position Available: Interpreter, must be fluent in Klingon.
The language created for the “Star Trek” TV series and movies is one of about 55 needed by the office that treats mental health patients in metropolitan Multnomah County.
“We have to provide information in all the languages our clients speak,” said Jerry Jelusich, a procurement specialist for the county Department of Human Services, which serves about 60,000 mental health clients.
Although created for works of fiction, Klingon was designed to have a consistent grammar, syntax and vocabulary.
And now Multnomah County research has found that many people — and not just fans — consider it a complete language.
“There are some cases where we’ve had mental health patients where this was all they would speak,” said the county’s purchasing administrator, Franna Hathaway.
County officials said that obligates them to respond with a Klingon-English interpreter, putting the language of starship Enterprise officer Worf and other Klingon characters on a par with common languages such as Russian and Vietnamese, and less common tongues including Dari and Tongan.
The Truth about Nessie!
Your in on this, right?
Not many scientists are prepared to take tales of alien abduction seriously, but John Mack, a Harvard professor who was killed in a road accident in north London last year, did. Ten years on from a row which nearly lost him his job, hundreds of people who claim they were abducted still revere him.
Professor John E Mack was an eminent Harvard psychiatrist, psychoanalyst and Pulitzer Prize winner whose clinical work had focused on explorations of dreams, nightmares and adolescent suicide.
Then, in 1990, he turned the academic community upside down because he wanted to publish his research in which he said that people who claimed they had been abducted by aliens, were not crazy at all. Their experiences, he said, were genuine.
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Smithsonian commits creationism gaffe
THERE is egg on management faces at the Smithsonian Institution in Washington DC over the screening of a creationist film in one of its museums.
The Smithsonian is the largest museum complex in the world and describes itself as “America’s museum”. It rents out the 565-seat Baird Auditorium at its National Museum of Natural History for events ranging from scientific conferences to concerts. But “events of a religious or partisan political nature” are banned.
Nothing amiss was spotted when a public-relations firm booked the room for 23 June for the Discovery Institute, a pro-creationist think tank in Seattle. The event is an invitation-only showing of The Privileged Planet, described as a “scientific documentary” that ponders “purpose within cosmic evolution”.
Scientists say that it advocates creationism, and have berated the Smithsonian for allowing itself to be listed as a co-sponsor – standard practice on all hosted events. On 1 June, the museum admitted its error, saying the film “is not consistent with the mission of the Smithsonian Institution’s scientific research”. It has not cancelled the screening, but has refused the $16,000 fee and withdrawn co-sponsorship.
I gotta get this!
Where we have arrived at in Amerika…
And now, for something completely different.
enough of the links already! hey!
How about a nice poem?
THE VOYAGE OF BRAN
To the Land of the Living
It was fifty quatrains the woman from unknown lands sang on the floor of the house to
Bran son of Febal, when the royal house was full of kings,
who knew not whence the woman had come, since the ramparts were closed.
This is the beginning of the story. One day,
in the neighbourhood of his stronghold,
Bran went about alone, when he heard music behind him.
As often as he looked back, ’twas still behind him the music was.
At last he fell asleep at the music, such was its sweetness.
When he awoke from his sleep,
he saw close by him a branch of silver with white blossoms,
nor was it easy to distinguish its bloom from that branch.
Then Bran took the branch in his hand to his royal house.
When the hosts were in the royal house,
they saw a woman in strange raiment on the floor of the house. ‘
Twas then she sang the fifty quatrains to Bran,
while the host heard her, and all beheld the woman.
And she said:
‘A branch of the apple-tree from Emain
I bring, like those one knows;
Twigs of white silver are on it,
Crystal brows with blossoms.
‘ There is a distant isle,
Around which sea-horses glisten:
A fair course against the white-swelling surge,
Four feet uphold it.
‘A delight of the eyes, a glorious range,
Is the plain on which the hosts hold games:
Coracle contends against chariot
In southern Mag Findargat.
‘Feet of white bronze under it
Glittering through beautiful ages.
Lovely land throughout the world’s age,
On which the many blossoms drop.
‘An ancient tree there is with blossoms,
On which birds call to the Hours.
‘Tis in harmony it is their wont
To call together every Hour.
‘Splendours of every colour glisten
Throughout the gentle-voiced plains.
Joy is known, ranked around music,
In southern Mag Argatné
‘Unknown is wailing or treachery
In the familiar cultivated land,
There is nothing rough or harsh,
But sweet music striking on the ear.
‘Without grief, without sorrow, without death,
Without any sickness, without debility,
That is the sign of Emain –
Uncommon is an equal marvel.
‘A beauty of a wondrous land,
Whose aspects are lovely,
Whose view is a fair country,
Incomparable is its haze.
‘Then if Aircthech is seen,
On which dragonstones and crystals drop
The sea washes the wave against the land,
Hair of crystal drops from its mane.
‘Wealth, treasures of every hue,
Are in Ciuin, a beauty of freshness,
Listening to sweet music,
Drinking the best of wine.
‘Golden chariots in Mag Réin,
Rising with the tide to the sun,
Chariots of silver in Mag Mon,
And of bronze without blemish.
‘Yellow golden steeds are on the sward there,
Other steeds with crimson hue,
Others with wool upon their backs
Of the hue of heaven all-blue.
‘At sunrise there will come
A fair man illumining level lands;
He rides upon the fair sea-washed plain,
He stirs the ocean till it is blood.
‘A host will come across the clear sea,
To the land they show their rowing;
Then they row to the conspicuous stone,
From which arise a hundred strains.
‘It sings a strain unto the host
Through long ages, it is not sad,
lts music swells with choruses of hundreds-
They look for neither decay nor death.
‘Many-shaped Emne by the sea,
Whether it be near, whether it be far,
In which are many thousands of motley women,
Which the clear sea encircles.
‘If he has heard the voice of the music,
The chorus of the little birds from Imchiuin,
A small band of women will come from a height
To the plain of sport in which he is.
‘There will come happiness with health
To the land against which laughter peals,
Into Imchiuin at every season
Will come everlasting joy.
‘It is a day of lasting weather
That showers silver on the lands,
A pure-white cliff on the range of the sea,
Which from the sun receives its heat.
‘The host race along Mag Mon,
A beautiful game, not feeble,
In the variegated land over a mass of beauty
They look for neither decay nor death.
‘Listening to music at night,
And going into Ildathach,
A variegated land, splendour on a diadem of beauty,
Whence the white cloud glistens.
‘There are thrice fifty distant isles
In the ocean to the west of us;
Larger than Erin twice
Is each of them, or thrice.
‘A great birth will come after ages,
That will not be in a lofty place,
The son of a woman whose mate will not be known,
He will seize the rule of the many thousands.
‘A rule without beginning, without end,
He has created the world so that it is perfect,
Whose are earth and sea,
Woe to him that shall be under His unwill!
‘Tis He that made the heavens,
Happy he that has a white heart,
He will purify hosts under pure water,
‘Tis He that will heal your sicknesses.
‘Not to all of you is my speech,
Though its great marvel has been made known:
Let Bran hear from the crowd of the world
What of wisdom has been told to him.
‘Do not fall on a bed of sloth,
Let not thy intoxication overcome thee,
Begin a voyage across the clear sea,
If perchance thou mayst reach the land of women.
Thereupon the woman went from them,
while they knew not whither she went.
And she took her branch with her.
The branch sprang from Bran’s hand into the hand of the woman,
nor was there strength in Bran’s hand to hold the branch.
Then on the morrow Bran went upon the sea.
The number of his men was three companies of nine.
One of his foster-brothers and mates was set over each of the three companies of nine.
When he had been at sea two days and two nights,
he saw a man in a chariot coming towards him over the sea.
That man also sang thirty other quatrains to him,
and made himself known to him,
and said that he was Manannan the son of Ler,
and said that it was upon him to go to Ireland after long ages,
and that a son would be bom to him,
even Mongan son of Fiachna-that was the name which would be upon him.
So he sang these thirty quatrains to him:
‘Bran deems it a marvellous beauty
In his coracle across the clear sea:
While to me in my chariot from afar
It is a flowery plain on which he rides about.
‘What is a clear sea
For the prowed skiff in which Bran is,
That is a happy plain with profusion of flowers
To me from the chariot of two wheels.
‘Bran sees the number of waves beating across the clear sea:
I myself see in Mag Mon
Red-headed flowers without fault.
‘Sea-horses glisten in summer
As far as Bran has stretched his glance:
Rivers pour forth a stream of honey
In the land of Manannan son of Ler.
‘The sheen of the main, on which thou art,
The white hue of the sea, on which thou rowest about,
Yellow and azure are spread out,
It is land, and is not rough.
‘Speckled salmon leap from the womb
Of the white sea, on which thou lookest:
They are calves, they are coloured lambs
With friendliness, without mutual slaughter.
‘Though (but) one chariot-rider is seen
In Mag Mell of many flowers,
There are many steeds on its surface,
Though them thou seest not.
‘The size of the plain, the number of the host,
Colours glisten with pure glory,
A fair stream of silver, cloths of gold,
Afford a welcome with all abundance.
‘A beautiful game, most delightful,
They play (sitting) at the luxurious wine,
Men and gentle women under a bush,
Without sin, without crime.
‘Along the top of a wood has swum
Thy coracle across ridges,
There is a wood of beautiful fruit
Under the prow of thy little skiff.
‘A wood with blossom and fruit,
On which is the vine’s veritable fragrance,
A wood without decay, without defect,
On which are leaves of golden hue.
‘We are from the beginning of creation
Without old age, without consummation of earth,
Hence we expect not that there should be frailty,
The sin has not come to us.
‘An evil day when the Serpent went
To the father to his city!
She has perverted the times in this world,
So that there came decay which was not original.
‘By greed and lust he has slain us,
Through which he has ruined his noble race:
The withered body has gone to the fold of torment,
And everlasting abode of torture.
‘It is a law of pride in this world
To believe in the creatures, to forget God,
Overthrow by diseases, and old age,
Destruction of the soul through deception.
‘A noble salvation will come
From the King who has created us,
A white law will come over seas,
Besides being God, He will be man.
‘This shape, he on whom thou lookest,
Will come to thy parts;
‘Tis mine to journey to her house,
To the woman in Line-mag.
‘For it is Moninnan, the son of Ler,
From the chariot in the shape of a man,
Of his progeny will be a very short while
A fair man in a body of white clay.
‘Monann, the descendant of Ler, will be
A vigorous bed-fellow to Caintigern:
He shall be called to his son in the beautiful world,
Fiachna will acknowledge him as his son.
‘He will delight the company of every fairy-knoll,
He will be the darling of every goodly land,
He will make known secrets-a course of wisdom-
In the world, without being feared.
‘He will be in the shape of every beast,
Both on the azure sea and on land,
He will be a dragon before hosts at the onset,
He will be a wolf of every great forest.
‘He will be a stag with horns of silver
In the land where chariots are driven,
He will be a speckled salmon in a full pool,
He will be a seal, he will be a fair-white swan.
‘He will be throughout long ages
An hundred years in fair kingship,
He will cut down battalions,-a lasting grave-
He will redden fields, a wheel around the track.
‘It will be about kings with a champion
That he will be known as a valiant hero,
Into the strongholds of a land on a height
I shall send an appointed end from Islay.
‘High shall I place him with princes,
He will be overcome by a son of error;
Moninnan, the son of Ler,
Will be his father, his tutor.
‘He will be-his time will be short-
Fifty years in this world:
A dragonstone from the sea will kill him
In the fight at Senlabor.
‘He will ask a drink from Loch Ló,
While he looks at the stream of blood,
The white host will take him under a wheel of clouds
To the gathering where there is no sorrow.
‘Steadily then let Bran row,
Not far to the Land of Women,
Emne with many hues of hospitality
Thou wilt reach before the setting of the sun.’
Thereupon Bran went from him. And he saw an island.
He rows round about it, and a large host was gaping and laughing.
They were all looking at Bran and his people,
but would not stay to converse with them.
They continued to give forth gusts of laughter at them.
Bran sent one of his people on the island.
He ranged himself with the others,
and was gaping at them like the other men of the island.
He kept rowing round about the island.
Whenever his man came past Bran,
his comrades would address him.
But he would not converse with them,
but would only look at them and gape at them.
The name of this island is the Island of Joy.
Thereupon they left him there.
It was not long thereafter when they reached the Land of Women.
They saw the leader of the women at the port.
Said the chief of the women: ‘Come hither on and,
O Bran son of Febal! Welcome is thy advent!’
Bran did not venture to go on shore.
The woman throws a ball of thread to Bran straight over his face.
Bran put his hand on the ball, which clave to his palm.
The thread of the ball was in the woman’s hand,
and she pulled the coracle towards the port.
Thereupon they went into a large house,
in which was a bed for every couple, even thrice nine beds.
The food that was put on every dish vanished not from them.
It seemed a year to them that they were there
,-it chanced to be many years.
No savour was wanting to them.
Home-sickness seized one of them, even Nechtan the son of Collbran.
His kindred kept praying Bran that he should go to Ireland with him.
The woman said to them their going would make them rue.
However, they went,
and the woman said that none of them should touch the land,
and that they should visit and take with them the man whom they had left in the Island of Joy.
Then they went until they arrived at a gathering at Srub Brain.
The men asked of them who it was came over the sea.
Said Bran: ‘I am Bran the son of Febal,’ saith he.
However, the other saith: ‘We do not know such a one,
though the Voyage of Bran is in our ancient stories.’
The man leaps from them out of the coracle.
As soon as he touched the earth of Ireland,
forthwith he was a heap of ashes,
as though he had been in the earth for many hundred years.
‘Twas then that Bran sang this quatrain:
‘For Collbran’s son, great was the folly
To lift his hand against age,
Without any one casting a wave of pure water
Over Nechtan, Collbran’s son.’
to the people of the gathering Bran told all his wanderings from the beginning until that time.
And he wrote these quatrains in Ogam, and then bade them farewell.
And from that hour his wanderings are not known.
One of my favourite Lyricist had an attempt at it on an album. Here with great brevity, is Brendan Perry’s (DCD) Lyrics…
Voyage of Bran
Can you tell me
Where the hours go
Where time flows ?
It is written in the stars
Upon the milky way
That we must burn bright
Before we fade away ?
Can you tell me
Where the fire goes
When the flames cease ?
From the ashes to the astral plain
Where the setting sun meets the sea, Brendan
I live by the river
Where the old gods still dream
Of inner communion
With the open sea
Through the eye of the hunter
In search of a prey
Neither beast nor human
In my philosophy
If you don’t recognise me
Well it’s simply because
I’ve outgrown these old clothes
Time to move on
For you and I will outlive
The masks life gave us
When this shadowplay comes
To a close
And on that note dear reader, I bid you a wonderful weekend. Parties, rain, and a frenzy of painting (for an exhibit in a couple of weeks) I hope this finds you with beauty all about.